my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen
but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen
thank u little bread stick that made me feel better
this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
I can’t decide who’s more adorable.
VIKING KITTAHS THAT’S PERFECT
That 4th cat looks freakishly human to me. 0.o
stardust is a cinematic masterpiece and anyone who says otherwise is very very wrong
I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned
#once you know that it’s ruby; sam’s face in the last gif become hysterical #cause he is apparantly just so done with her screwing with him but he can’t actually say anything (via)
but can we talk about how fucking clever ruby was? she opens the door and sees fucking dean winchester, and she asks if he is delivering a pizza. like she covered any surprise and fear that she had and played dumb. ruby was a fucking genius
Nick Offerman’s Rules for Being a Man [video]
just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is
if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to critically wound them
edit: Ricardo Montalban, the actor who originally portrayed Khan, is Mexican, yes. The character, however, is Asian (specifically Sikh). I apologize for not making the actor/character difference clear, and I do agree it was my bad for putting Khan in this post, since POC are not interchangeable. I wanted to show how a TV show in the 60’s cast a POC for a POC, while a Hollywood blockbuster made in 2013 cast a white actor for a POC. Apologies for not explaining the Khan issue further.
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
How long would it take to binge-watch these popular cartoons? Among other observations, this tells us it’d only take about 3-4 days to watch all the GOOD Simpsons.
(Source: Nielsen. For live-action shows, see Part 1 and Part 2)